Thanks to Horns for alerting me to this: A slightly cheesy promotional video for Kinston …
Some highlights:
- 0:23 — Kinston grows up before your eyes … in 3D!
- 0:40 — “Located halfway between New York and Florida”; technically, that describes North Carolina, doesn’t it?
- 1:00 — “Multi-mode distribution center?” Wow!
- 1:17 — “Right to work laws”. Translation: You can fire their butts whenever you want! No unions here!
- 1:25 — “Kinston is a recognized leader” … in what? There was no explanation of what Kinston is a recognized leader in…
- 2:11 — Come to Kinston if you want to see the Blue Angels … hmmm, I’ve been here six years and still haven’t seen them fly over?
- 2:34 — Kinston, North Lenoir and South Lenoir props!
- 2:42 — Love to Lenoir Community College!
- 3:17 — A nice shot of the Lenoir Memorial Hospital walking track
- 3:38 — Should a house on fire be one of your selling points to bring people to Kinston? (“Hey! We have houses on fire! They’re hot!”)
- 4:00 — With a woman now narrating, we meet some of the best looking bitches in town! (You have to see it to believe it!)
- 4:08 — Mmmm, squash!
- 4:12 — Can’t those poor kids afford a REAL Slip N’ Slide?
- 4:31 — It took more than 4 1/2 minutes to get to the Kinston Indians?
- 4:40 — Richie Sexson and Willie McCovey are two of the biggest stars to play for the K-Tribe? Ever heard of Manny Ramirez or C.C. Sabathia?
- 4:53 — Thurman Pate!
- 4:58 — Someone please help that old guy with the Stairmaster! Please!
- 5:14 — “Brand new performing arts center”? This means this video was made in like 2001 or so?
- 5:24 — The planetarium is shown. An aside: I am yet to go there. Is it pretty cool?
- 5:42 — If you’re going to show Crystal Coast action, I suggest you get a hottie or two in the shot. That’ll make people come here!
- 5:58 — The Kinston water tower! And it doesn’t even have my spray-painted adoration to the hot blonde on it!
- 6:06 — OK, Lee, cut it off before you get here: they’re showing churches and talking about religion
- 6:27 — “Kinston welcomes you home”
- 6:28 — Fade to black … where it stays for 100 more seconds. Huh?
Not a bad video; any idea who put this together and what year it happened?
September 24, 2008 at 6:17 pm |
I don’t care unless they’re attempting to put it in or political system.
Thanks for taking my arguments out of context.
September 24, 2008 at 6:18 pm |
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September 25, 2008 at 6:23 am |
Please.
In order for this video to accurately portray the “Face of Kinston,” there would need to be at least one masked gunman.
September 25, 2008 at 2:38 pm |
GP — I don’t want to laugh, I really don’t.
But that was FUNNY.